Funny dating jokes one liners

15-Dec-2017 10:38

Hinge came up with over 100 prewritten lines that ranged in tone from quirky ("best discovery: Netflix or avocado? (this one improved your response likelihood by 31%)2. She was eventually woken by a lifeguard who asked her to move back because the tide was waiting to come in. "Well, you see one seat's a bit small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two.I've been going out with my girlfriend for about three years now and I've started to have erection difficulties. After queueing up for almost half an hour in the pharmacy last week, I finally got to the counter. But they're both really for me." "That's fine with me, Ma'am," the usher replied, scratching his head. Since no one was around for miles Marie called a hospital and told the doctor "Quick Quick I need your help my boyfriend got bit by a snake on his penis" The doctor told her "Maam your gonna have to suck the venom out yourself" Marie asked "Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom" The doctor says "Sorry theres nothing we can do" So Marie goes running to her boyfriend When she gets there Jay says with pain "So what did the doctor say?

Q: What does your girlfriend and a condom got in common? The first one I called 7 Up, because he had 7 inches and he knew how to keep it up. And the rich man says "I'm getting her a diamond ring and a Marcedes." "Why both? And the rich man says "That way if she doesn't like the ring she can still enjoy the Marcedes when she returns the ring." And then the rich man asks the poor man "What are you getting your girlfriend?My husband and I divorced over religious differences. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

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